Enough is enough!

Alright. I don't know about you guys (users of myspace), but if I see another TRUE ad, I think I'm going to vomit on my keyboard. This will obviously require me to clean my desk and dispose of a piece of computer equipment. Disposing of this equipment will no doubt contribute to the pollution on this earth. Tomorrow, I will have to go to Best Buy (or some other mega-electronics retailer) and purchase a new keyboard. Why? - because keyboards do not work when there is vomit under the keys. This will also account for about a $20+ expense that was not budgeted in this week's paycheck. Consequently, I will be short on my bills this week and possibly be faced with the possibility of interrupted utility services (including my ISP) which enables me to use myspace in the first place. At this point, I will be delinquent on said accounts and possibly reported to a collections agency which will in turn, effect my credit rating. With the weight of importance that these bureaus have on your life in general, I may be denied for further lines of credit in the future. These lines of credit may be necessary for medical expenses in which case my health is now in jeopardy because I am not able to afford the treatment. This can also have a negative bearing on any current or future employment opportunities that I may have, thus endangering the welfare of myself and my family. Now that my family has been denied treatment for common ailments due to inhospitable living conditions and exposure, we shall expire and cease to live our lives on this earth. No matter what religion or set of beliefs to which you are committed, you cannot deny that our actions in some way influence the lives of others and the outcome of various scenarios on this planet. With our absence, the course of history and direction of the universe has undeniably been changed. I just wanted to illustrate the very first stages within a global chain of events that would unfold due to the stupid, spandex-clad, over-inflated anatomy advertising that takes place on this website. Thank-you and have a great day.