Saturday, July 10, 2010

Time to collect!

THIS AS AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT A DEBT AND ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED FOR THAT PURPOSE.



Devil,

Be careful about what you try to take from me. I have been keeping a very detailed ledger and have documented everything you owe me. This letter is to inform you that your current balance is quite substantial and is due upon receipt. Please be advised that in accordance with God's Word, you are not only responsible for the original balance, but are required to pay many times over what you have already decided to take. Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter!


Sincerely,

James Johnson

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